(in response to jessielikewhoa’s comment on my previous post and yes, it really happened)
Sam: Dad, I want you to know I’m studying for conversion.
Sam’s dad: So you’ll be officially Jewish?
Sam’s dad: Does that mean you won’t wear blended fibers?
Sam: Dad, I don’t think they were talking about cotton and polyester.
Sam’s dad: Well, that’s OK, then.