Jews outside of Africa, could we please not eat giraffes? Please, people? Could we please not eat them? Why are we even talking about eating giraffes? I don’t think we should eat giraffes. There are plenty of other things for us to eat, like free-range chicken or delicious tofu. We don’t need to eat giraffes. There’s no reason for us to eat giraffes.
Please, I’m serious. Please don’t eat giraffes. I don’t care if they’re not technically endangered. Let’s not eat them, please.
Please. Don’t eat giraffes.
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